my brother kyle.... ohh he is one of his own kind

i have a brother named kyle. He was hatched on mars and apparently needs to know where the ketchup is. me and him are everything alike except i have brown hair and he has blond. Well he is a character, yes he is. he is one of those kind of people that need to be a mascot or something that only a real character could do for a job. well he likes sports, call of duty, hang with his friends, and be himself... Kyle is someone i would love to do a double date with( him and his girlfriend, and me and mine, yes im straight) hahah hes hilarious. Kyle if you read this your awesome, and kendall if u read this... Show him ;)  ... well if anyone wants the way my blog to be other than it is... send me a message with your ideas and ill will complete your request if possible.

i helped the needy today.... funny!!

i was walking down the road today and i came across a hobo. The hobo asked me to buy his product. i asked what this was. he said he is selling me air in a can. i said how much is this? he said 250$ (ps: its on sale half off) so i decided to help the needy and i bought the can of air. when i showed my friend , he called me a... lets not go there! I told my mother and she said she was sorry about getting a c section... haha theres nothing wrong with me, and btw ( my real life i was born normal) but haha she thinks im a little slow. apparently i was ripped off but i think the money went to a good cause... even though he probaly bought wiskey or some cocaine with the money.. Now i feel good for helping the needy.
( PS: if you ever want to donate money to the needy, give it to a homeless shelter not a random hobo!!!)